"Every time you hear “studies have shown” you know you’re about to learn something ridiculous!
Studies have shown your dog is happier than your cat! Who cares!
How about they give funding to scientists to come up with a way to eradicate the unibrow, or those weird thin white hairs you occasionally find attached to your face!
Let’s get some research done on what happens to your blood pressure when your kid keeps getting out of bed when you’ve tucked them in 20 f*cking times already!"
Enmore Theatre: 26th Apr 7.15 pm, 27th Apr 9:30 pm
The Concourse: 28th Apr 7.15pm, 9.15pm
|118-132 Enmore Road|
|+61 2 9550 3666|